Wait, Michael Jackson Knew the Cure for Herpes?
According to a lawsuit filed in a California court last week, Erle Bonner alleges that Michael Jackson is responsible for the theft of his cure for herpes.
We're not kidding.
In the court papers, obtained by the folks over at TMZ, Eric says Michael gave his formulas for "herpes cure, acne cures and arthritis cures" to another man. That man, Kevin Trudeau, is alleged to have stolen the formulas.
He also claims ..."someone from the Jackson family came by my house and shot a 22 pistol in the air. They turned around in a neighbor's driveway and drove away."
Now, he's suing Michael's estate and Kevin.
Yes, we know what you're thinking: Eric sounds a little crazy. Perhaps he is, but we know a few people who could use the herpes cure.