Thief Called 911 to Report Stolen Truck Ran Out of Gas
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A man in Tacoma, Washington called 911 to report the truck he was witnessed stealing from a storage yard had run out of gas.
The 19-year-old idiot stole the city-owned silver 1985 Chevy truck on Monday and after filling the tank with unleaded gas (instead of diesel), the truck was stalled on the highway.
So, instead of walking away, the idiot decided to call 911 to report that the vehicle had run out of gas, KING 5 News reports. When troopers got there, they say the suspect tried to disguise himself as a City Transfer worker by wearing a fluorescent green reflector vest he found in the truck.
He was identified as the person who stole the truck and was taken immediately to jail.