When Tiger Woods was admitted to a Florida hospital after his now infamous night clubbing, he was listed as suffering from a drug overdose, according to the folks over at TMZ.
The night clubber, Tiger's wife Elin, told cops Tiger (the night clubee) took Ambien and Vicoden prior to the accident. Witnesses have said Tiger was lying on the pavement with a pillow under his head after the crash, he was drifting in and out of consciousness and snoring when the paramedics arrived.
When he arrived at the hospital he was given a breathing tube to help with his respiration.
Furthermore, to throw off the media, the hospital reportedly closed down the entire fifth floor and admitted Tiger under the alias William Smith. (Will smith will be so proud.)
Elin has apparently had enough. RadarOnline is reporting that she moved out of the mansion she shared with Tiger and their children into a home down nearby.
The only thing missing now for this scandal is that he got one of those jumpoffs pregnant or he had a How Your Doin' relationship! Now, that would be a scandale!
Wait!
We're sure at least one of those those missing elements will surface in due time, because two of Tiger's jumpoffs said the golfer never used condoms with them.
“He didn’t use a condom. It wasn’t even discussed. He just never used one," jumpoff number 2 Jamiee Grubbs tells Us Weekly.
Jumpoff number 5 or 6 Mindy Lawton apparently told her sister Tiger was raw dawging her, too.
“She said he never wore condoms,” she tells News of the World. “I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous.”
On the subject of Tiger's dirty penis, someone is trying to sell cell-phone pictures of Tiger's johnson to a magazine for a reported $500,000!
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