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Police in Santa Fe, Texas arrested Amanda Kay Grigg, 37, and Heather Elizabeth Bemrose, 39, who faked a 911 call so they can rob an ambulance of its cache of drugs. Craziness! The two -- who may or may not be actual crackheads but acting very crackhead-ish -- confessed to the attempted crime.