British soccer player (OK, football player) David Beckham was giving an interview outside a hotel in Milan when a female reporter reached in and grabbed his, um, johnson to see how big it is. David's security then chased the woman, who works for a comedy show called Le Iene (The Hyenas), down the street as she yelled “E piccolo, Beckham” (“Beckham is small”). The hilarity. David's sensitive about his, um, johnson which sometimes is used to pleasure men. Allegedly.