A Denver mother has been charged with pimping out her 13-year-old daughter and her 13-year-old friend to gang members in exchange for crack ... Read more »
RuPaul's Drag Race Gets Spinoff
If you're like us and can't get enough of RuPaul's Drag Race , we have some good news to share -- Ru's girrrlllls are gettin... Read more »
Do We Blame Toyota for This Epic Parking Fail?
This happened last October, but we've never seen it. It. Is. Nuts. (Sidebar: The 62-year-old female driver (and yes, we know, she was dr... Read more »
More Racism at University of California San Diego: Noose Found Hanging in Library
Students at the University of California at San Diego have long complained that the campus is rife with racism, especially after that notori... Read more »
Cop Charged With Sexually Assaulting Transgender Man
A San Antonio, Texas police officer was arrested and charged with sexually assaulting a transgender man, according to News 4 WOAI. The man c... Read more »
Woman at Center of NY Gov. David Paterson Scandal -- In Her Own Words
If you live in New York (or care about New York politics) then you know hell is breaking loose in Albany. The state's first African-Amer... Read more »
Report: Johnny Depp Smells Like (a Four-Letter Word That Begins With 'S')
Actor Johnny Depp and his girlfriend Vanessa Paradis personal hygiene (or lack there of) is coming under fire. An unnamed source tells Fox 4... Read more »
White House Party Promoter-in-Chief Resigns
After 14 months on the job and 330 events to her credit, White House Social Secretary Desiree Rogers is handing in her clip board and exitin... Read more »
RIP Sasha Fierce (2008-2010)
Mrs Carter gave in interview to Extra in which she was asked (for the umpteenth time) when she plans to give Jay-Z (more) babies. During th... Read more »
13-year-old Girl Raped at Don King's Estate
Craig Jones, 36, an associate of boxing promoter Don King has been accused of raping an underage girl...again. The Palm Beach Post reports:... Read more »
Really, Tennessee? Really?!?
Obviously, lawmakers in Tennessee have nothing to do with their time. Read more »
Flight Attendants' Fistfight Grounds Plane
A flight from Rochester, New York to Atlanta was grounded Thursday after two flight attendants got into a brawl. “Apparently they got into a... Read more »
WATCH: Woman Throws Baby on Sidewalk
After the media filed papers, this surveillance footage of a woman throwing her baby on a sidewalk in Australia was released this week. The ... Read more »
Report: Janet and Jermaine Are Fighting
Jermaine Jackson has long been planning to produce a Jackson 5 reunion tour, but with Michael dead, he had to find a person who's had a ... Read more »
WATCH: Women Sue Man Whose Sperm They Bought on Craigslist
Sha and Kandi Moore, a lovely lesbian couple, went to court -- The People's Court , to be exact -- to recoup the $783.21 they paid Oakda... Read more »
Teen Girls Cut Baby Out of Mother's Womb
We've seen this sort of of evil before , but never from teenage girls. The Daily Mail reports: Two teenage girls allegedly lured a pregn... Read more »
Patti LaBelle: Some American Idol Judges Aren't Qualified
Oh, snap. The legendary Patti LaBelle is going in on American Idol . In an interview with the AP yesterday, she admits she was first approa... Read more »
Woman Sues 50 Cent Over Sex Tape
A Florida woman has sued 50 Cent claiming he unlawfully distributed her homemade sex video over the Internet after editing himself into it ... Read more »
Child Molesters Have a New Defense Now
Here's a new one. A 41-year-old man charged with aggravated sexual battery claims the victim, a 12-year-old girl, blackmailed him into h... Read more »
Killer Whale Kills Trainer at SeaWorld
A SeaWorld Orlando employee died after being attacked by a killer whale this afternoon. Officials said the veteran trainer, 40-year-old Dawn... Read more »
Woman Knocked Back a 40, Then Went to Kid's School to Cut a Bitch With Her Sword
Someone come pick us up off the floor when this is all over. We are seriously gagging. What the hell, Memphis?!? Read more »
WATCH: Tiger Woods' Apology Remixed, Remastered, Repurposed
Last Friday Tiger Woods delivered a speech he's been rehearsing for a while. It was horrible. That only motivated some clever folks to ... Read more »
NYC Sportscaster Raped 14-year-old Prostitute, DA Says
OMFG! No, Marvel. Nooooooo!!!!! Yesterday a grand jury indicted former WABC sportscaster Marvell Scott, 36, who has been charged with rape, ... Read more »
New EMT Audio: Michael Jackson Was DOA
A new recording has surfaced on an ambulance workers' web forum and purports to be a Los Angeles Fire Department paramedic calling the U... Read more »
WATCH: Black Man Who Was Effed Up By Epic Beard Man Tells His Side of the Story
Michael, the dude who got f*cked up by Epic Beard Man , tells his side of the tragic tale to a Bay Area radio station. Are you getting the ... Read more »
Woman Says Love Handles Saved Her Life
A Florida woman was visiting Atlantic City last weekend when she got shot, but had she not have those love handles, which she said saved her... Read more »
WATCH: Man Purposely Shoots Himself (Graphic)
Seriously, we hope this idiot isn't allowed to have children. Read more »
Colorado Bans Puppet Cleavage
The New York Post reports: Puppet cleavage is too risquรฉ for the Bible Belters in Colorado Springs. Bus shelter posters for a touring produ... Read more »
French Teens Give Tobacco Industry a Professional
Are you outraged? Shocked? Slightly turned on? Well, the French have been trying their darndest to stop teenagers from smoking. So they crea... Read more »
Woman Sold Kids for Bird, $175
A 52-year-old Pitkin, La. woman has pleaded guilty to two counts of sale of a minor in connection with allegations she traded two children t... Read more »
Saddam Hussein's Private Photo Album
When US troops stormed a farm in Tikrit, Iraq, hoping to find a fugitive Saddam Hussein on June 18, 2003, he wasn't there. But they did ... Read more »
Joan Rivers: Victoria Beckham is Classless, Nasty and Should Go Back to London
Joan Rivers is in rare form. In an interview with UK's Closer magazine, the 76-year-old comedian throws grease at Victoria Beckham, cal... Read more »
Jeff Lewis Hates HSN
While some of you find Jeff Lewis' brand of bitchiness off-putting, we find it refreshing and utterly hilarious. The star of Bravo's... Read more »
Whitney Houston's Antics Prove The Enquirer Right
Whitney's world tour may soon come to an end if she doesn't get her act together. Seriously. Last week we reported that she collapse... Read more »
Perplexing Penis Pants
Fashion designers are f*cking crazy. How else do you explain liquid leggings and these ridiculous-looking penis pants by Isabel Mastache. Bu... Read more »
The Most Adorable Thing You'll See Today
This is utterly hilarious, too. A pigeon gets on a train in Toronto then casually saunters off at a station. Read more »
Ric Flair's Wife Charged With Assaulting Him
Jacqueline Beems, the 41-year-old wife of wrestler Ric Flair, was arrested and charged Sunday with with simple assault. Apparently, after an... Read more »
Jayson Williams Gets 5 Years in Jail for Shooting Driver
Former NBA star Jayson Williams was sentenced to five years in prison this morning for fatally shooting a hired limo driver in 2002. He will... Read more »
Blind Item: Which Real Housewife is Gay?
This Real Housewife who is not currently married but had an intriguing heterosexual relationship on the show is gay. Ahem ... source Read more »
We Don't Know What to Say
Aside from, blame it on the te-te-te-tequila and How You Doin! Read more »
Woman Found Guilty of Killing Daughters in Freezer
Renee Bowman, 44, was found guilty this afternoon of two first-degree murder charges in the deaths of two of her adopted daughters, whose bo... Read more »
Man Breaks Into Jail to Have Sex With Girlfriend
A German man who broke into jail at night to have sex with his incarecerated girlfriend was arrested and now, he too, faces a stint behind b... Read more »
WATCH: We Are The World 25 For Haiti (YouTube Edition)
This re-recording of We Are the World by 57 YouTubers slays this recent re-recording . Sorry, Quincy Jones. (Lisa, girl, you betta sang !) ... Read more »
Man Stole 1,200 Pairs of Shoes
South Korean police have arrested a second-hand shop owner suspected of stealing 1,200 pairs of shoes at funerals, according to ITN. The pol... Read more »
Woman Wants $1 Million Per Month in Spousal Support!
Jamie McCourt, the wife of Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt, is asking for $988,845 per month in temporary spousal support. The Los A... Read more »
WATCH: Epic Beard Man Speaks on Bus Beatdown
On Monday the world learned an important lesson: Do not to mess with Thomas "I'm A Motherfucker" Bruso aka Epic Beard Man. Sin... Read more »
Urine Slip 'n Slide Sends Wife to Jail
After a wild night of drinking, Deanne Elsholz was arrested and charged with domestic violence after hitting her husband in the face with a ... Read more »
Report: Oprah, Gayle To Adopt Baby
Oprah, like Whitney -- who, by the way, they say collapsed backstage at her recent concert because, ahem, she's still hitting that crac... Read more »
Family Guy Voiceover Actor Disses Sarah Palin For Real This Time
After “Family Guy” aired an episode in which the Chris goes on a date with a girl named Ellen, who has Down syndrome, and who tells him over... Read more »
Michael Jackson Facing Rape, Murder Charges in Florida
Yesterday was the second day of testimony in a Green Cove Spring, Fla. courtroom in the trial of Michael Renard Jackson, the man accused of ... Read more »
Rev. Al Sharpton's Daughter Beatdown by Boyfriend
Dominique Sharpton, the 23-year-old daughter of Rev. Al Sharpton was the victim of domestic violence -- Chris Brown style . According to pro... Read more »
Frat Boys Mock Blacks at 'Ghetto,' 'Compton Cookout'
Like NBC earlier this month , a University of California, San Diego fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha wanted to celebrate Black History Month so ... Read more »
WATCH: Tiger Woods' Press Conference
Tiger Woods made a rare sighting this morning in Florida where he read a statement -- possibly written by his people then coached by them on... Read more »
Woman Suffered 18 Miscarriages
After 13 years of trying to have a baby and 18 subsequent miscarriages, a British woman has finally given birth to a healthy baby girl -- wi... Read more »
The Winter Olympic Games Need This
More than 30.1 million tuned in last night to watch the Winter Olympics. Were you one of them? If this sport was introduced, however, we ima... Read more »
Women Whipped in Malaysia For Adultery
Three Muslim women were caned last Tuesday for engaging in extramarital sex, Malaysian Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein said re... Read more »
There Oughta To Be a Law
Is it just us, or are you also afraid this woman is gonna get a yeast infection or worse -- nerve damage. Read more »
The Jumpoff's Got Something to Say
Our favorite misunderstood crackhead politician is up to no-good again. Washington city councilman (and former mayor) Marion Barry is being ... Read more »
Behind The Epic Bus Beatdown Video
A couple days ago we showed you the most awesomest video. Ever! Now Iyanna Washington, the person who filmed Thomas "I Am A Motherfuck... Read more »
Elton John: Jesus Was Gay
In an interview with Parade magazine, Sir Elton John offered his take on Jesus' sexual orientation. I think Jesus was a compassionate, s... Read more »