'Tis the Season to be Boosting

Police in Daytona Beach, Florida are looking for a man caught on surveillance camera stealing four pairs of shoes (valued at $160) from Mar... Read more »

This Man Sexually Assaulted Another Man Then Told Him 'I Just Gave You HIV' -- Then He Stole the Victim's Wallet

A 34-year-old Houston man was arrested Thursday for intentionally infecting another man with HIV during a sexual assault last June. Jason ... Read more »

Bobbi Kristina's Boyfriend Speaks Out on Reckless Driving Arrest

Hours after Bobbi Kristina lost control of her black Chevrolet Camaro car and went off a road, down an embankment and crashed into a few tre... Read more »

Probably the Cutest Thing You'll See Today

Bo Obama inspects the 2012 White House holiday Christmas decorations. Read more »

Granny Beat, Bite, Burned Grandkids; Forced Them to Eat Cat Food

Goldine Williams of Chicago is behind bars after she was arrested for physically abusing her 6-year-old grandson and 5-year-old granddaught... Read more »

Man Jailed For Carrying Viagra Sues NYC

While NYPD officers were enjoying an off day on Monday , a man was at the Bronx Supreme Court filing a lawsuit against the city and a detec... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida...

Raquel Gonzalez, 24, was arrested Monday afternoon in Florida for felony domestic battery after attacking her boyfriend after a sexual enco... Read more »

Monday Was a Good Day in NYC

Not a single person was reported stabbed, shot or slashed in New York City on Monday. According to chief NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said it... Read more »

This 'Bodybuilder' Also Has a Bridge to Sell You

Moustafa Ismail, 24, who's originally from Egypt but now lives in Massachusetts, just made into the Guinness World Records books as hav... Read more »

Policewoman/Wannabe Rapper Faces Disciplinary Charges After Threatening to Shoot Anyone Who Messes With Her

Lt. Regina Smith -- who oversees burglary and theft detectives at two investigative units in the Dallas police department -- will probably ... Read more »

Katt Williams Leads Cops on Chase Through Streets of Sacramento

This is reason why we don't do drugs. For real. Alleged crackhead and certifiable mess Katt Williams is wanted by police in Sacrament... Read more »

These Brazilian Pranks Will Give You a Heart Attack

Brazilian variety show Programa Silvio Santos call these "prank," but noone is laughing. If you haven't wet your pants yet... Read more »

Man Steals School Bus, Drives to Detroit to Start Rap Group

Josiah Daniel Curtis is batsh*t crazy. He was arrested on Thanksgiving Day in Detroit after he was stopped for speeding and swerving. He wa... Read more »

This Lady's Thanksgiving was Ruined Because She's Too Beautiful

Meet Yolanda Nubine. She's hated because she's beautiful. And sexy. The 43-year-old was arrested in Oklahoma City on Thanksgiving D... Read more »

2-year-old Caught 13-year-old Sister With Boy in House, Sister Stabbed Her to Death

A 13-year-old Atlanta girl is being charged as an adult in the death of her 2-year-old sister. According to police, Tyasia Jackson stabbed ... Read more »

Beyoncé to Executive Produce, Direct, Star in Film About Her Life

What's this? Bey-season is upon us. HBO announced today it will air a feature-length documentary film based on the life and career of M... Read more »

Gobble, Gobble

How 'bout them talking turkeys? Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. Read more »

Woman Jailed For Having Sex with Human Skeleton

A 37-year-old woman in Sweden is facing charges of “violating the peace of the dead” after police found human skeletons -- which she used a... Read more »

Can You Tell?

While reporting live from the Formula One fan fest on Saturday in downtown Austin, KVUE reporter Quita Culpepper got face-to-face with one ... Read more »

Man Tells Cops He Has a Right to Beat His Wife

We don't know where Henry Ramos is from or what Sharia law book he's been reading online, but he believes that a marriage license ... Read more »

Stunt Queen Who Accused Elmo Puppeteer of Sexual Assault Then Recanted After He was Paid Off, Pulls Another Stunt (Update: Second Accuser Files $5M Lawsuit)

Have you heard? There's some How You Doin' scandal brewing over on Sesame Street -- and Bert and Ernie are not involved. Last week ... Read more »

PSY, MC Hammer 'Gangnam Style' and '2 Legit 2 Quit' Mash-up at AMAs

Stop! Gangnamtime! Yaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss!!! Read more »

Man Steals Chicken Breast From KFC Buffet Line

It's Florida! The manager of a KFC in Fort Pierce, Florida, called police Sunday night to report the theft of a chicken breast from the... Read more »

For Your Weekend Viewing Pleasure: Here's Video of a False Prophet Punching and Pushing People Down

This hogwash is hilarious. Wait! Someone made an awesome compilation of all the hilarity and added an even more awesome soundtrack. T... Read more »

64-year-old Lady Checks into Hospitals in Several States to Steal Drugs, Supplies

A 64-year-old granny's crime spree ended this week after she was arrested at a hospital in Tennessee. According to police, Margaret Max... Read more »

Inmate Tries to Attack Prosecutor in Court

Last month, Thomas Lott, was in a Boise, Idaho courtroom to be sentenced for destruction of jail property (he threw a chair throug... Read more »

Jeff Lewis Sues Assistant, Jenni Pulos, to Block Her From Writing Tell-All Book

Jeff Lewis, the star of Bravo reality show "Flipping Out", and his "personal and executive assistant" of 10 years, Jenn... Read more »

Woman Gets Stuck in Pool After Belly Button Piercing is Snagged in Drain

> A woman's trip to a the Greeley Family Funplex in Greeley, Colorado yesterday, certainly was interesting. The woman was floating a... Read more »

Hotel Manager Says She was Fired For Being Too Old, Short, Ugly

Tara Tan has slapped The Standard, High Line, a swanky NYC hotel, with a $5 million lawsuit for back wages and damages after she claims she... Read more »

Cop Chokes 6-year-old Boy, Prosecutor Refuses to File Charges

Vicki Ross, a mother from Chicago says her ex-fiancée choked her 6-year-old son, leaving some nasty marks on the child's neck and should... Read more »

Former WNBA Baller Arrested For Shooting Up Ex-Girlfriend's Car

Former WNBA baller and Olympic gold medalist Chamique Holdsclaw, 35, was arrested Thursday night on charges of assault of her ex-girlfriend... Read more »

Week in Review — Brought to You By The Most Awesomest Pizza Commercial Ever

Yes, this is a real ad for a real place. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday Tuesday. While we're away, if you have a ... Read more »

Man Crank Called 911 More Than 3,600 Times This Year

Tuy Thai needs a real hobby. With his recent arrest for calling 911 in Henderson, Nevada, more than 3,600 times over the past year, we hope... Read more »

Sherman Hemsley's Body Can Finally Be Buried, Judge Throws Out Lawsuit By Man Claiming to Be Actor's Long-Lost Brother

El Paso County Judge Patricia Chew ruled Friday afternoon that actor Sherman Hemsley's will is valid. Flora Isela Enchinton-Bernal, th... Read more »

Cameraman Beaten, Robbed During Live Broadcast

A photojournalist for KPIX, the CBS affiliate in Francisco, was beaten and robbed of his camera by a group of young men in Oakland followin... Read more »

CNN Anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill Get into Childish Twitter Feud

Why is this news? And why is it on CNN? We don't know, but CNN how you doin' anchor Don Lemon , 46, felt actor Jonah Hill, 28, wasn... Read more »

Toddler Was Urinating From 'More than One Hole in his Penis' After Botched Circumcision

The parents of a 4-year-old boy has slapped Dr. Jennifer J. Garza -- a pediatric surgeon in McAllen, Texas -- seeking punitive damages for ... Read more »

Fox Traffic Reporter Provides Romney Supporters With Quickest Route to Canada

This is classic! Jeff Brucculeri, the traffic reporter at KOKI in Tulsa, Oklahoma, gives Mitt Romney supporters the "quickest and dir... Read more »

This Racist is a Special Kind of Donkey

Denise Helms was fired from Cold Stone Creamery in Turlock, California today because she's an idiot. Moments after president Obama was ... Read more »

Pastor Assaulted Men During 'Ex-Gay' Therapy

Ryan Jay Muehlhauser, the senior pastor at Lakeside Christian Church in Isanti Township, Minnesota is self-hating perv. The 55-year-old gay ... Read more »

Mother Disowns Son who Voted for Barack Obama

At around 4am the morning after Barack Obama was re-elected as president of the United States , this woman (who's a member of the Tea ... Read more »

Male Nurses Pleasure Each Other as 98-year-old Stroke Victim is Forced to Watch

A woman in San Diego paid two male nurses $1300 a day to look after her 98-year-old mother who suffered a stroke and unable to spe... Read more »

Stay Classy, Mississippi

Moments after president Barack Obama was re-elected Tuesday night , students at University of Mississippi in Oxford, Mississippi, lost the... Read more »

And the Moral of the Story is...

.....'don't buy nothing on the streets from nobody." There's sucker is born every minute. Let's meet Jalonta Freeman,... Read more »

61-year-old Man and 21-year-old Wife Jailed For Buying $24,000 in Jewelry With Fake Money Order

Poor Christine Friend. The 21-year-old from Gheen, Minnesota and her 61-year-old husband, Thomas Alan Friend, were charged with check forge... Read more »

This Man Was Shot 5 Times By His Crazy Ex and Lived to Tell About It

This is crazy. After kicking his abusive girlfriend out of his home, Dale Wells says the woman took her crazy up several notches and threat... Read more »

Woman Begs Burglars Not to Take TV

A very lucky 21-year-old Houston woman says she awoke this morning to find two men in her living room trying to stealing her big-screen TV.... Read more »

Attorney Jailed For Trashing Office, Drawing Penises on Walls After Eviction

Thomas Corea is a nut job. The disbarred Dallas attorney -- who was charged last September with four felonies for alleging stealing more th... Read more »

Barack Obama Wins Re-election!!!

Congratulations are in order to president Barack Obama who won a second term as president of the United States tonight by a huge margin. Th... Read more »

Impatient Idiot Drives on Sidewalk to Avoid Waiting on School Bus

Shena Hardin is an idiot. Almost every morning, the 32-year-old drives on a sidewalk to avoid waiting on a school bus to unload disabled chi... Read more »

Man High on Meth Attacks Cop, Gets Tasered 5 Times

Poor Deon James Durant. The 23-year-old was minding his business smoking meth at a house party in Beaver County, Pennsylvania when cops show... Read more »

Man Beheads Wife Because He Thought He Was Jesus

A German man who smoked a hella lot of weed before beheading his wife because he thought she was the devil and he was Jesus, appeared in co... Read more »

Oprah's Ex-Mother-in-Law Says Oprah is a Bully

What's that song Kanye recorded a few years ago which featured Jamie Foxx? Well, if only we could remember the name of it, we would lab... Read more »

Lunatic Attacks Ex-Girlfriend's Neighbor with Machete, Posts Confession on YouTube

Police in Oklahoma City arrested Michael Rogers, 31, today after he attacked his ex-girlfriend's neighbor with a machete on Halloween. ... Read more »