Man Gets Arrested For Wiping His Ass With Parking Ticket
A Chicago man was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after he wiped his ass with a parking ticket then mailed it back to the city on April 8.
Police say 22-year-old Alexander J. Bailey paid the $15 ticket then smeared it in feces before dropping it in a mail box along with a note telling them what he had done. The soiled ticket was found when an employee opened the envelope to process it.
What's that smell?
Alexander posted the $5,000 bond and will be back in court on June 1.