Tuesday, May 4, 2010

After Sex, Tiger Woods Eats Fruit Loops, Watches Cartoons


Vanity Fair is continuing it's extensive coverage of the Tiger Woods whore-gate. Last month they featured several of the slags and skettels and in next month's edition, they will catch up with some of the jumpoffs, including Cori Rist. Cori claims she met Tiger in 2006 in a nightclub and jumped at the opportunity to sleep with the married golfer after he used his tried and true pick-up line.

The line, which he has been using since 1997, goes like this: "What's this?" he'd ask, rubbing the tips of his shoes together. "A black guy taking off his condom."

How disgusting! And racist!

Cori, divulged more details of her affair, as reported by the New York Post:
Rist, who became one of Woods' many mistresses, said he then invited her to come up to the apartment of a "superstar ball player," where he had a room.
The sex was "passionate -- fireworks," she told the magazine. Afterward, Woods liked to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons.
But when they were apart, he would become as possessive as a schoolboy over his first crush, she said.
"He was very jealous, and from the moment I'd wake up, he'd be texting: 'Who's with you? Are you alone?' " said Rist. "It was almost like high school, when you call someone all the time."
Despite their intimacy, Woods always insisted that they sleep at opposite ends of the hotel suite.
"We'd watch TV and hang out on his side. But he was really weird about me sleeping in his bed," she said. "Maybe it was a wife thing. Maybe if she called or if someone came in, they would see us together."
Woods was so jealous, in fact, that he asked porn star Joslyn James -- another mistress -- to give up the business, James said.
The golfer became obsessed with all her adult-film scenes and Internet appearances, said James, who claims to have tutored him in "extreme sex."

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1 comments:

Ashley said...

i dont understand the pick up line

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