Byron Christopher Jordan, 37, was arrested in Covington, Ga. early Tuesday morning after he was witnessed having sex with three horses! What the eff!
At about 9 a.m. Tuesday a neighbor witnessed Jordan having sex with a horse and alerted her husband to what she saw, Lt. Wendell Wagstaff told the AJC. The neighbors were afraid to call 911 at first because they thought dispatchers might think it was a joke, Wagstaff said. "When you see something like that, you do a double-take," Wagstaff said. The neighbors also alerted the owner of the horses, who told Jordan to get off one of his animals, Wagstaff said. "He got off that horse but he got on another one," Wagstaff said. Then Jordan apparently did it again, Wagstaff said. The owner told Jordan to get off horse No. 2, and Jordan did but then got on a third horse, police said. "He literally had to go down and peel him off the [third] horse," Wagstaff said of the horses' owner, who police have not named.Sick-in-the-head Byron, who has a thing or two in common with these nutcases, was charged with bestiality and giving an officer a false name. We don't really want to know the answer, but how does one physically have sex with a horse? Isn't the horse's ass generally up higher than an average person's crotch or do you need to have a giant johnson to do it. Or, were these miniature horses?