Karen Owen (pictured, left) doesn't know what she just started. The recent Duke University grad created a Powerpoint presentation, the "Fuck List", that chronicles her journey to slay as many jocks as possible. Her final thesis (which you can read below in its entirety) goes into every imaginable detail about her sexual exploits with 13 athletes, many of whom are members of the lacrosse team -- which, you may recall, were the center of an epic legal battle in 2006. (What Had Happened Was: Crystal Gail Mangum, a black student at North Carolina Central University who worked as a stripper and escort, accused three white members of the Duke Blue Devils men's lacrosse team of raping her at a party held at the house of two team's captains in Durham, NC on March 13, 2006. The case was dropped in 2007.) Now back to Karen's "list." The 21-year-old provides commentary on her partners' penis sizes, their performance, creativity and aggressiveness. For instance, after a sexual encounter with one student she writes, "I could not walk the next day. Could. Not. Walk. In all the best ways of course." Or the time she high-fived a baseball player while also giving him a professional on a staircase in a crowded library! (Sidebar: She has no gag reflexes.) While she added bonus points for those memorable moments, she deducted points for "rudeness or being Canadian." Karen told the folks over at Jezebel that she only sent the "list" to three friends last May and had no intentions of it going viral. Yeah, rigggghhhhttttt. "I regret it with all my heart. I would never intentionally hurt the people that are mentioned on that," she said.
Grab some popcorn, pull up a chair and read.
A movie and/or book deal is already being discussed.