A Turkish man living in Waiblingen, Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police yesterday asking for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex.
He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife. German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home. "He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said. "At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.Lady, can't a fella get a break? Geesh.