Wife Airs Out Husband's Jumpoff's Cat Trap With a Few Precise Cuts

We all the know the old adage: Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. So when a woman suspected her estranged husband was vacationing with his jumpoff on the island of St Lucia, she flew to Chicago and did some tailoring on the jumpoff's clothing -- making the other woman's vagina more accessible for her husband or making it more ventilated.

The man and his female companion returned from a weeklong vacation together in the Caribbean on Saturday. Police say they found a suitcase in the driveway of the man's home in the Chicago suburb of Wilmette — and inside it, the companion's clothing was riddled with scissor cuts.

"All of the damage to the pants was in the area of the ... crotch," a police report said.

About 10 pieces of clothing, valued at between $1,500 and $2,000, were damaged, according to the report.

The man told police the woman was just a friend and was visiting him from Turkey. She declined to press charges over the damage. The man also told police that he was separated, though not divorced, from his wife, who lives out of state.

Reached later by telephone, the man's wife allegedly acknowledged to Wilmette police that she had damaged the clothing — and that the two are still married, talk on the telephone several times per day, and have lived separately because of their work situations.

The woman said her husband told her he was traveling to a business conference, but she became enraged when she discovered he was vacationing in the Caribbean with another woman, the report states.

She told investigators she flew from the East Coast to Chicago on Friday, took a cab to the home she still co-owns with her husband, and was shocked to find that her husband "had hidden everything that would reveal he was married."

She found the other woman's clothes in a closet, cut various items with a pair of scissors, put them in a suitcase and left it in the home's driveway, she told investigators.

She then spent the night with a nearby friend before flying home the next day.

Since the woman whose clothes were destroyed refused to sign a criminal complaint, no charges were filed and the case is considered closed.
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Bitches be crazy!


Not to be outdone, Briana King, 51, of Raleigh, NC was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, assault with a deadly weapon and first-degree burglary after she rammed her car into her estranged husband's house early Monday morning. According to police, the couple got into an argument when Joseph King refused to read a letter from his wife. That's when Briana (pictured, below) pulled a butcher knife out of her car and tried to stab her husband. He was able to get the knife away from her, but she hit him in the back of the head with a wine bottle as he tried to walk away; he then poured the wine from the bottle on her face. He left his wife's house and went home and she followed him in her car. She ran the door bell five times, he refused to answer. Then a few minutes later she drove her 2007 Mercedes Benz through his bedroom wall. You would think it would end there, but you would be wrong. Briana then broke out the remaining glass to a bedroom window and climbed into the house and began to chase Joseph with a butcher knife. He fled the house and called police.