Friday, April 22, 2011

Lindsay™ Sentenced to 120 Days in Jail

Earlier today in Los Angeles, crackhead Lindsay Lohan Lindsay™ appeared in court to face charges that she stole a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. The judge reduced the charge from a felony to a misdemeanor and sentenced her to 120 days in jail and and 480 hours of community service (including 300 hours at a women's center and the Los Angeles County morgue) for probation violation. She was led out of the courtroom and booked. This will be her fourth time in jail in as many months.
[Judge] Sautner ruled that prosecutors had shown that Lohan violated her probation on a 2007 drunken driving case. The judge refused to dismiss the theft case against Lohan. "I see the intent here," Sautner said. "I see a level of brazenness with `Let me see what I can get away with here.'" But Sautner also said she often sees more serious cases that get reduced to lesser charges and that she wanted to give the Lohan "an opportunity." Lohan, 24, entered a not guilty plea Friday. She has been a courthouse fixture since last May when she missed a hearing in her drunken driving case. Since then, two judges have sent her to jail twice and rehab, also twice.
Bail was set at $75,000. She'll probably be back on the streets in a matter of hours. Hide ya furs, hide your jewelry, hide ya cocaine.... Sidebar: As for the misdemeanour charge, prosecutor Danette Meyers said she will seek to overturn the judge's decision, which would limit how long Lindsay™ -- who only goes by one name now, didn't you know? -- could serve in jail to no more than one year.
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