» Man in Bra, Panties Caught With Dead Goat
Man in Bra, Panties Caught With Dead Goat
Police have charged 19-year-old Mark Thompson with animal cruelty after he stole, raped, then cut the throat of his neighbor's pet goat while high on meth bath salts about 3am this morning in South Charleston, West Virginia. Lisa Powers, who bought the male goat on Friday as a gift to her 4-year-old grandson, says she heard from neighbors that the goat was seen wandering inside Mark's home. Knowing that the teenager is kinda crazy, she sent her nephew to retrieve the goat. When the nephew knocked on Mark's bedroom door, he said he was naked and not to come in, but Lisa's nephew barged in anyway and found Mark "standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene." When he was asked about the dead goat, Mark ran out of the house into the woods. Police were called and they discovered "a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat." Several hours later, cops found Mark hiding in the woods and arrested him. During questioning, he admitted to being high on bath salts for three days. Neighbors say he's just strange and crazy: One said Mark frequently "runs through the woods, screaming and cursing and hitting things" and another said she once took him to church, but "he stole the communion wine and went out the downstairs door." A necropsy was performed on the goat to determine if there was sexual trauma. The results have not been released, but we're gonna go out on a limb and say, Mark buggered that goat. It's sad, but we continue to hear more and more stories of people having sex with animals.
Sidebar: Pygmy goats are all kinds of cute. They originate from West Africa and are commonly used as pets. Females, called does, weigh 51 lbs to 75 lbs and males, called bucks, weigh 60 lbs to 86 lbs. They stand between 16" and 23" tall.