Last Tuesday, Eric Easley, 27, of Alabama was arrested and charged with having sex with a 2-year-old miniature horse named Ebony Ice, after cops found his wallet in the horse's pen. The sick act of sexually assaulting horses is all too common, but Eric claims he's innocent. He says on the night in question he was drunk and only stopped on the farm to chase an injured baby deer. Local 15 News spoke with Eric who denied the allegations by saying he would never rape a horse because if he could find "a fucking crack whore if I wanted to have sex." Classy.