Anton L. Malone of Louisville, Kentucky is going to jail for a long time -- and he'll fit right in, if you know what we're saying -- and we think you do. According to police, Anton, 19, forced another man to perform oral sex on him at gunpoint shortly after midnight on Saturday behind a local community college. Anton then tried to have anal sex with the man, but was unsuccessful. So, he forced the man again to give him a professional -- this time until completion. Then he shot the victim twice in the left leg. The victim was able to provide police with a good description of his attacker, and Anton was tracked down, arrested and charged with sodomy and assault. He's also suspected in several other robberies and two shootings. Hee-haw!