And the donkey -- make that donkeys -- of the day are these two geniuses. Police say Shakir and Kadija Taylor robbed a bank in Forestville, Md. last month. They live on the same block.
Rapper Lil Boosie was sentenced to 8 years in prison after he pleaded guilty to three counts of conspiring to bring drugs into a penal institution. The charges stem from Boosie's attempt to smuggle drugs into Dixon Correctional Center once and into Angola State Penitentiary twice -- where he was already incarcerated awaiting trial for murder.
Crystal Miller says she was minding her business and driving down a highway in Houston last week, when a lunatic exited his car, punched his fist through her window causing a laceration to her chin. The man says he felt disrespected because Crystal was giving him the finger and cursing at him.
Vanessa Rincon, who viciously stabbed her 3-year-old son while high on meth because she thought he was possessed by the devil then begged to be put to death, ha pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity. Yeah, good luck with that.
Did you ever wanted to know who bought all that crap from QVC and HSN? Meet Christine Brams. Over the last two years, she's been hoarding $50,000 worth of crap from those home shopping networks and now she's donating said crap to Volunteers of America to help homeless veterans.
Kevin Hogan, an English teacher and crew coach at Mystic Valley Regional Charter School in Malden, Mass., will probably lose his job after a reporter at WFXT was trolling gay p0rn sites and found that Kevin was a p0rn star, going by the name Hytch Cawke, before he became a teacher last year. (He's actually a well-liked teacher.) Mr Cawke, who's apparently straight and married to a woman, had no comment.
We're loving us some Vinia Hall. Early this morning, representatives from the Atlanta, Ga. Sheriff’s office knocked on the 103-year-old's door with an eviction notice because she owes $20,000 on an outstanding loan for this house. Ms Hall says she thought the home was paid for, but her grandson (or someone) re-financed the home.
Eight people -- including a 3-year-old boy -- were shot on the set of rap music video outside a liquor store Monday night in West Oakland, Calif. The child was shot in the head and is in serious condition. If you know anything, call police.
The tranny cement-in-the-butt case in Miami is apparently huge news. It's a slow news cycle, obviously. So, the local NBC affiliate interviewed the main suspect's attorney who says his client is innocent, the accuser is a liar and the prosecutors have no case. Sheesh, what else would you expect him to say?
In New Orleans, a tranny is caught on surveillance tape stealing thousands of dollars in designer clothes from a boutique. The thief has hit the same shop twice in one month.
It could be us, but we find these people, who are opposing the building of a 50-home, low-income rental neighborhood in Martinez, Ga., are a tad bit racist.
Debbie Dalton has agreed to give co-worker Bill McIntier a kidney.
A woman suffering from breast cancer who was pulled over for speeding while on her way to the hospital, says the cop should've provided her an escort to the hospital.
Meanwhile, in Stow, Ohio, 23-year-old Chelsea Garrett is planning to sue the police department because she was Tasered after fled the scene of an accident. (Chelsea says she's diabetic and had a blackout.)
Do you have some extra coins? You can help Tavetta Washington bury her 6-year-old son, who was struck and killed by a day care bus. Don't worry, Tavetta won't be in the poor house for much longer, she's gonna sue that day care company for everything not locked down.
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