Friday, December 2, 2011

Here's Another Reason Why We Love Florida

Oh, Florida! Land of sun, fun, and batshit craziness! Like this.
A 32-year-old woman was arrested on charges of indecent exposure. According to the Niceville Police report, the woman parked her 1998 Mitsubishi SUV at the intersection of Cadillac Avenue and Martha Street to have sex with her boyfriend. A woman near the intersection told officers she saw the man and woman, both nude, walk out of the vehicle. When officers arrived, the couple was instructed to put their clothes back on, but the woman refused. "Everyone has already seen me naked, I don't have to get dressed now," she told the officer while standing outside her vehicle at the intersection for several minutes before getting dressed. The woman then left the area, but later returned and urinated on the sidewalk of the woman who called in to complain about her. She then went to the woman's porch and began yelling at the woman for calling police. The woman was captured on video surveillance urinating on the woman's sidewalk.

source: NF Daily News
I can't and won't.
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