Tuesday, February 21, 2012

WATCH: Court Orders Million-Dollar Mansion Be Torn Down, Drunk Kids

Oh, hell no! The Michigan Court of Appeals has ordered that $1 million, 9,000 square-foot mansion in Washington Township, Michigan be demolished because it sits 80 feet from the next-door neighbor's home, instead of the required 100 feet. Dems da rules.

Meanwhile, in Marblehead, Mass., a wrecking ball smashed through a $1 million Georgian mansion this afternoon after neighbors complained it blocked their sunlight and views of the ocean. Wayne Johnson (the owner of the mansion being torn down) says the Building Commissioner and the Zoning Board approved his plans for the site before construction began in 1996. But the Land Court disagreed and even warned him not to go ahead with the construction. After a 15-year battle with his neighbors, a judge ordered him to demolish the home or serve time in jail.

The list for Mother of the Year is growing by the day. Natasha Kriener is jailed after she gave her 22-month-old baby alcohol.

If we've said once, we've said it a thousand times: Fast food restaurants are not safe for life!

This is your face after you get into a fight with police officers. Note to self: Don't get into fight with police officers.

A 9-year-old was found passed out drunk in a playground,

Just another day in Memphis. It's such a shame.

A blind man in Atlanta lost his iPhone -- which is his lifeline. So, he solicited the detective work his friend (who's also blind) and they tracked down the phone two days later.

Dakota Castner, 22, is facing murder charges after she stabbed another woman to death over a man.

Bad ad placement by Britain's Channel 5. * nervous laughter *

Who are these people?! A woman from Charlotte, NC is up in arms because a bus driver called her daughter a "stupid b*tch." But her kids are terrors. They have continually verbally assaulted the bus driver, slapped the driver's hand - and even smoked on the bus This "mother" needs to teach her daughters respect. As the driver says, these kids "aren't going to go nowhere in life." (Sidebar: This woman's two daughters have been suspended foe assault and threatening the bus driver.}

39-year-old Kerrie Alvarez from Cynthiana, Kentucky, is jailed after she shot her husband in the crotch for cheating on her.

Apparently, Nomophobia (the fear of being out of mobile phone contact) is a thing and 66% of you have it. Apparently, there are therapists who specialize in this disease you can talk to. * major side eye *

Felicia Moon, the 55-year-old ex-wife of NFL hall of famer Warren Moon, was arrested and charged with public lewdness after she was caught, ahem, getting frisky, with a 50-year-old gentleman at a rodeo trail ride camp.

Can someone make this fight happen? Pretty please.

Susana Martinez, who's the governor of New Mexico, needs a new hair stylist. Her current stylists has refused to put her in his chair because she opposes gay marriage. "The governor's aides called not too long ago, wanting another appointment to come in," stylist Antonio Darden said. "Because of her stances and her views on this I told her aides no. They called the next day, asking if I'd changed my mind about taking the governor in and I said no again." Equality for all.

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