A 9-year-old girl is in state custody after she stabbed her 64-year-old grandmother in the back with a kitchen knife as she read the newspaper just after 1:30am Thursday. According to police, the girl got stabby when her grandmother wouldn't let her watch TV.
In the dog-eat-dog world of real estate, many realtors try to get exclusive listings in the hopes they will earn a big commission. Carla Robinson is a special kind of real estate agent. According a homeowner (Tammy Popaeko), Carla broke into her home and showed the home, leaving behind a big ole mess to the tune of $4000. But the property wasn't for sale and the home wasn't even on the market. Carlo don't care! Carla don't give a sh*t! She was cited for criminal trespass and her employer, Prudential Georgia Realty, offered to fix the damaged floors -- but are only to pay $500.
Debra Fisher, 58, of Slidell, Louisiana is jailed on violations of state cemetery law for slicing the hands off a corpse believed to be her father's and stuffing the rest of the body into an ice chest in her apartment, leaving it there for at least two years. Why'd she do this? His social security money.
Police in Daytona Beach, Florida are looking for this donkey who robbed an adult store at knifepoint early today, fleeing with a number of adult DVDs. According to police, the store clerk said the man pulled a large knife and pointed it directly toward her neck and asked for the money. But when the clerk told him she had called police, he ran out the rear door carrying the adult movies, the store's phone and the knife.
↪ Beverly Terry and Sandy Diehl of Cornelius, North Carolina are sick and tired of seeing "boys with the saggy baggies hanging out," so they created adult diapers modified to look like a thong. Utterly ridiculous.