WATCH: Crackhead Gives Her Newborn Baby to Stranger + Miss Piggy Assaults Kermit the Frog

A crackhead knocked on a woman's door in Brooklyn, NY and dumped her one-hour-old baby in the woman's arm with the umbilical cord wrapped around her stomach. She told the woman "here's this baby, I don't want it" then fled. The baby is hospitalized and is in good condition.



Tiffany Callicutt's mugshot is the best we've seen this year. She's also a liar with a anger management problem.





↪ Miss Piggy is molesting, terrorizing (and we believe murdering) Kermit. PS: This can not be unseen.





Perla Serrano is facing identity theft, burglary and impersonation charges after he racked up more than $100,000 in medical bills at three Los Angeles-area hospitals over a 13-year period. Oh, did we forget to mention none of the nurses or doctors knew he is biologically male using a woman's stolen identification?





A man failed to rob a Miami bank, but successfully robs another 90 seconds later.





Lawmakers in Georgia are thisclose to passing a bill which allows kids under 21 years old to carry guns on college campus. Geeh, what could possibly go wrong with coeds walking around with handguns?





A 71-year-old woman from Portland, Oregon was scammed out of more than $100,000 by a Nigerian man posing as a soldier fighting in Kabul Afghanistan. He said he had three metal trunks filled with jewels and valuables totaling in the millions of dollars, the spoils of war. Now, she's blaming her bank for her stupidity and greed.




Meanwhile, in Mesa, Arizona, a lady there a bag of vomit on hospital workers.


As bad as this found, it could be a lot worse.

Mesa police arrested a 27-year-old woman Wednesday on suspicion of throwing a bag of her own vomit at hospital workers. Trina Elgo was booked on one charge of aggravated assault on a health-care practitioner, a class 6 felony. Mesa Fire Department officials found an apparently intoxicated Elgo at a bus stop, at 1200 S. Country Club Drive, at 10:10 p.m. Wednesday, court documents say. Police say an ambulance transported Elgo to Banner Desert Hospital, at 1400 S. Dobson Road, where she became belligerent and screamed at hospital staff. Elgo then threw a bag of her vomit at hospital staff, police say. Police say Elgo spit on a hospital worker when they were trying to transfer her to a different area of the hospital.

source: Arizona Republic