Friday, April 20, 2012

Inmate's Facebook Status Updates: 'Good Gonja,' 'Getting Plenty of Food and Money'

This is hilarious. Martez Wright, who's serving a six-year sentence for violation of probation on aggravated burglary and theft convictions, is "livin it up" in a Memphis prison. Life as a convicted felon is apparently so good, he couldn't wait to brag about it to his family and friends. Don't be silly, he didn't write them a letter. Instead (using an illegal cell phone), he made videos and posted them to his Facebook page boasting about the weed he's smoking and the food he's eating. “We’re eating around here, man. I don’t know about y'all on the street, but I know we eating in here, man," he says in one of the videos. “Man, we having so much (expletive) around here, it’s like we got a food stamp card in this (expletive), man.” Hee-haw!

Meanwhile at Walmart, Eric Wilson and Clayton Cates were arrested and charged with stealing more than $600 worth of meat.

And, by the way, crazy Mel Gibson is drinking again. Hurraaayyyyy!!!

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