We were going to write an intro for this story, but we really couldn't. So....
Two strippers at an adult entertainment club in Juneau, Wis., got into a fight after one of the strippers claimed a dollar bill offered by a customer was rightfully "earned" by her and not the other dancer, sheriff's officials reported. The unidentified strippers, ages 19 and 23, were cited for disorderly conduct after the fight at Silk Exotic Juneau Gentleman's Club, 114 E. Oak St., the Dodge County Sheriff's Department said in a news release. "I was surprised by this, as we seldom receive calls for service from this business," said Sheriff Todd Nehls. "This is a rare exception." Deputies were sent to the club at about 9:30 p.m. Thursday. "The two dancers got into a physical fight on stage over one dollar," Nehls said. "A customer was trying to give the dollar to one of the dancers but the other took exception to it and felt she had 'earned' that dollar." According to the news release, the strippers punched and slapped each other, and some hairs were pulled out, before other dancers and customers broke up the fight.
source: LaCrosse Tribune
Update, Jan. 25: The strippers -- one of whom is pregnant -- were fined $250 each. Oh, here's the video of the altercation: