I just can't. Can NOT! Drugs are a helluva drug.
UPDATE: This happened in May. The crazy person is 24-year-old Yeiner Perez. He was an acrobat with the East Bay performance troupe Clownsnotbombs, until he was fired after his arrest. He was charged with two counts of false imprisonment, four counts of battery and one count of sexual battery. Police originally arrested Yeiner and took him to the hospital for psychiatric evaluation, but released him without filing charges. He was then taken into custody by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials who said that he might be facing deportation back to Colombia. He remains jailed on $100,000 bind.