Meanwhile, in Las Vegas
A Las Vegas woman was placed behind bars, charged with grand larceny and possession of stolen property after police recovered a watch valued at $35,000 from her vagina, according to an arrest report released this week. According to Las Vegas Metro police, they were called to the Wynn Hotel and Casino on Jan. 15 to assist in a theft investigation. Kenneth Herold, 66, told police he had earlier met Christine LaFave, 25, at a bar on the casino floor of the Wynn. According to Kenneth, Christine said she performed, um, "private massages" which would cost him $300. That was good enough for him. He paid her the cash and the two left for his room. About 30 minutes into the massage, Christine told Kenneth to remove his watch, described as a yellow Rolex Presidential watch, so she could massage his arm. He placed the watch next to the massage table. About five minutes later, Kenneth said he noticed the watch missing, which Christine denied having taken. That's when police were called. According to the report, Christine told investigators hat kenneth became upset when she refused to perform a sex act on him without a condom. Eventually, she admitted she had the watch, which she had placed inside her vagina. She was taken to University Medical Center where medical staff performed an X-ray on her and removed the watch. Hopefully they secured the handcuffs to her wrists, because who knows what could've happened.