The Weekend is Brought to You The Llama Song

We don't know why this song is 10 hours long, but since it's the weekend and it's still freezing outside... enjoy. (PS: If donkeys are more your style, check out the Donkey Song.) In the meantime, take a look (or a second look) at what you might've missed this week.

• A woman stabbed her uncle's girlfriend to death because she was 19 and he was 50-something.
• Fake butt doctor Black Madam took the stand in her murder trial and claimed she was only trying to improve women self esteem by injecting them with industrial silicone and Krazy Glue. Then she spilled some juice tea: Amber Rose and Chris Brown's girlfriend are walking around with fake butts because she was the person who injected them with fake silicone. Plus, she extorted a real doctor for years!
• A college student was arrested for raping an ex-girlfriend. He claimed he was just acting out scenes from "Fifty Shades of Grey."
• A 79-year-old woman shot her nephew in the foot because he stole $20 from her.
• The Waffle House is now in the shipping business.
• Speaking of spilling tea: Rev Al Sharpton was exposed as a fake and a money-grubber.
• A contestant from America's Next Top Model was shot dead in a drug-related incident.
• A queen was jailed for molesting a 14-year-old boy as he slept.
• A couple became stuck -- dog style -- during a sexual tryst.
• Now I ain't saying she's a gold-digger, but...
• Facebook now recognizes 59 different genders.
• A woman stole $25,000 from her kids' Little League. If you guess she spent it on fast food and cigarettes then you deserve a gold star.
• Llamas escaped capture and the Internet went mad.
• Speaking of animals and a person going mad.
• Even with both houses of chambers of Congress in their control, the Republican Party continue to show they can't get anything done in Washington.
• Kelly Osbourne quit "Fashion Police," but she was probably fired.
• And in Florida, a cop slapped the ish out of a homeless man and a man set fire to his own house because his niece refused to take him to the liquor store.