You Guys, Chris Brown is Dating and Very, Very Remorseful

Woman-beater Chris Brown appeared on auntie Wendy's TV show this morning. Actually, if you blinked, you would've missed it.

While TV Wendy said she wouldn't be swoopin' down on him, we know Radio Wendy wanted to rip him to shreds. ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!! Notwithstanding, the interview was still something to watch, every single uncomfortable moment of it. Adding to the fake-osity: Not too long ago he called her a man and she alluded that he was gay.