Woman Who Felt Up President Obama Regrets Doing It...Well, Not Entirely

While visiting Buffalo, NY, yesterday, President Obama was sexually assaulted. OK, maybe not sexually sexually assaulted, but a woman did make a pass at him.

When Luann Haley got wind that the President was going to have lunch at a local restaurant, she took off work and made a beeline to the fried chicken spot. She asked the President for a hug, then told him he's "a hottie, with a smokin' little body." Then she said, "Michelle, eat your heart out, honey!" Oh, Luann.

After the grope-ation, she told WGRZ TV, however, “I could feel his rib cage. He's got to put on a few pounds there. He's a little skinny."

Luann, you aren't the only one who thinks Obama can get it. You better get in line after Tyson.