Tyson Beckford Says He's Not Gay, But If He Were...

... he would totally sodomize President Obama!

That's what he said on last night's episode of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, where he and long-time friend Atlanta "housewife" Kandi Burruss were guests.

The model cum TV host -- who is just beautiful to look at -- said he's currently single and doesn't understand where the gay rumors stem from, but he's definitely not (or has he ever been) gay.

Ummm, maybe he should ask his baby mama about the rumors.

But listen to him talk about "topping" the president -- which, coincidentally, is what Superhead said she caught him doing to Big Tigger!!! Oh, my!

So maybe he's bisexual.

Ehaow!

Sidebar: Tyson also threw grease at Hereè.