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If There Ever Was a Reason For a Cop to Taser Someone, This, Boys and Girls, Is It!
Anthony Scott Smith (henceforth known as "ASS), 41, and his wife, Chrisanna Elizabeth Smith, 40, of Scottsdale, Arizona, were arrested last Friday outside of a Foley, Alabama, Walmart because they're drugged-up rednecks donkeys. According to a police report, an officer was doing a regular walk-through of the store when ASS and Chrisanna accused him of treason and of shopping on duty and telling the officer he was under federal investigation. Wait, what? The couple was waiting for the officer outside of the store and began berating him further. The officer called for back up and attempted to arrest ASS (because he was creating a public disturbance) and pulled out his Taser and handcuffs. ASS began slapping at the officer and landed a punch to the cop's throat. The officer drew his Taser again and ordered ASS to the ground but ASS used his wife -- and the crowd -- as a shield. An arriving officer ordered ASS to the ground three times and when he refused, the first officer fired his Taser, hitting ASS and that's when Chrisanna tackled the officer. The couple was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and second-degree assault on a police officer. Jail is the only safe place for these two.
This is the spectacular video.
Sidebar: Three weeks prior to the Tazer-ation, the officer had a run-in with ASS, Chrisanna and another woman in a restaurant. The group entered the establishment and ASS approached the officer, watched him, then hovered over him with his arms crossed and motioned liked he was eating. They then took a table behind the officer and ASS and proceeded to scream at a waitress when she told him that the restaurant doesn’t de-vein its shrimp. ASS then stormed out of the restaurant in a huff.
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