Do you love your brother so much that you're willing to die for him? Don't answer that. Back on Nov. 30 Deangelo Rashard Mitchell, 23 and his brother, 20-year-old brother, Wayne Joshua Mitchell, were being transported to jail in a police cruiser when Deangelo pulled cocaine out of his butt and told his brother to eat it because "One of us gotta do it, you the only one that don't have any strikes....You my little brother...I'm gonna get life." With Deanglo's coaching, Wayne ate the drugs and died a short time later. Watch, the entire ordeal was caught on dash cam video. Deangleo is now charged with involuntary manslaughter. He oughta get several life sentences! (And he probably will.)
We heard on CNN today that the violence in Louisiana is out of control that lawmakers are asking the National Guard to patrol the streets. In related news: 18-year-old donkey Riki Ingram shot himself in the leg while trying to rob an 89-year-old man Sunday evening in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
William Williams, who was was almost run over while trying to stop a thief from stealing from a McDonald's restaurant in Fort Myers, Florida, says it's just part of the course of working at a fast food joint. Because, as you know, fast food restaurants are not safe for life!
Meanwhile, Polk County, Florida, a teacher is charged with battery after she threw food back at a McDonald's drive-thru worker.
Willie Vega, 44, who's a teacher at a high school in Springfield, Mass., is charged with assault and kidnapping after he punched a female vice principal in the face and blocked her from leaving the room during his performance review. The principal suffered a bruise and Willie was fired.
Benjamin Samples, an Oklahoma City ambulance driver, crashed into a car, killing a man. He's now charged with murder.
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The NYC Department of Sanitation is not playing is serious about getting money. Raymond Janson says he received the $100 fine for putting his garbage cans at the curb 30 minutes early.
Keith Kellerman, the Sheriff of Perry County, Illinois, makes its his personal duty to welcome you to his town. Last Friday, the 48-year-old was arrested after he was caught having sex with another man inside a car in front of the "Welcome to Caseyville" sign.
Some folks just don't know when to cut their loses and move on. Meet pervy Troy Puetz
A day after a man stole Treveon Fulton's car, the thief called Treveon to say How You Doin'. No, not that How You Doin', but "How you doing? I'm the one that has your Bonneville. It's a nice suit you have in the back seat. This is a nice watch you left in the car. I have your registration. I know where you live, and how much is your car worth to you?'" The thief told Treveon he'll return the car, if he pays him $500 and don't call the police. Treveon did call Detroit police, but they're terrible at their job. At least in Florida, car thieves have manners.
Homewrecker and famehoe Ginger White, the Atlanta woman who claims she had a 13-year relationship with former presidential candidate Herman Cain, called up WAGA to talk about her life after her revelation. You know we love us some drama, but this b*tch needs to look the hell down and go find a job and pay her bills -- Oh, wait! She'll probably join the cast of the "Real Housewives of Atlanta." Sidebar: How is she affording to pay a PR firm since she has no job, is facing eviction and has filed for bankruptcy? Things that make you hmmmm.
If you're in a Walmart parking lot and you're accosted by a group of women wearing pajamas, don't pull out your mace or pearl handle.
Is this a man or woman? He or she is a thief.
Oh, my! "Newt, You're a f*cking a*shole!"
Six hours after David Dopp won a $380,000 Lamborghini Murcielago, he crashed it.
Meanwhile on the NYC subway...
...Do you know this gentleman? Tell him cops are on his trail. According to police, the man was riding the subway in NYC last Thursday when he unzipped his pants and began masturbating in front of a 30-year-old woman. She pulled out her cellphone, took this photo and handed a copy to police.
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