Friday, June 1, 2012

Week in Review — Brought to You By This Tutorial on How to Dance in the Club



It's the weekend. You're probably going to the club. Before you do, here's a quick tutorial on the dance moves you'll see. Or play a drinking a game with your friends: Each time you recognize one of these dance moves, take a guzzle of your truth serum.

Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday. While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. A high, naked man attacked a homeless man in Miami and ate his face off. Ate his face off!
  2. Not to be outdone, another man killed his roommate and ate his brain and liver. Ate his brain and liver!
  3. A woman who threw an after-prom party for more than one hundred underage kids, said he was keeping them safe.
  4. Oh, think that was it? Another man stabbed himself then threw his intestines at cops.
  5. A little boy sang an anti-gay song his parents taught him.
  6. A girl filed charges against her 15-year-old brother for hitting her -- a judge found him guilty.
  7. A cleaning lady broke into a woman's home, cleaned it and left a bill.
  8. A man was arrested for firing a warning shot a group of men trying to break into his home.
  9. Researchers found that old people don't smell as bad you thought.