Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Crazy Kanye is Talking to Dead People, Hopes They Will Make Him a Better Singer



Crazy Kanye West is at it again.

According to a source, he is using the ancient Buddhist practice of chanting, which he does daily, hoping it will rid him of "evil spirits."

A source said: “Kanye has started this strange new ritual of chanting these spiritual songs. He thinks it rids his space of ghosts and spirits. He reckons his singing will improve if he gets rid of the demons.”

Kanye, if Auto-Tune didn't help, praying to the gods won't. They are busy helping people with real issues. You know: possible loss of life, home or jobs.


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