Kim feared for life, used to be a stripper, was engaged to a married man

Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend. We sure did.

Now, class. Let's catch up.

"Desperate Real Housewives of Atlanta" castmate Kim Zolciak says after last week's airing of the reunion show in which NeNe and Lisa got all up in her face and almost pulled her wig off, she claims she feared for her life. She doesn't say how exactly or why? Botox seeping into her brain, again. But she told Bonnie Hunt on her talk show (the episode will air this Wednesday): "After the reunion show, I was afraid I was going to get killed so I had to invest in something that would kill them instead."

So, the not-quite-a-housewife, went out and bought a pair of Christian Louboutin spiked heels.

We doubt those heels can ward off Lisa or NeNe - even if thrown for afar.

Maybe she should have invested in something else, if she really fear for her life.

However, she tells People Magazine that she forgives NeNe for talking smack about her. (Wouldn't you. Did you see the reunion show? NeNe is no joke.)

So you’re not with Big Papa anymore. What can you tell us about him?
We were engaged. And he’s a great person. He’s still a part of my everyday life at this point. I don’t know what the future holds. I’m crazy about him. And he’s great to my girls.

There was a lot of speculation that he might be married.
He is legally married, but he’s estranged from his wife. It’s kind of like Sheree. I always give this analogy. Sheree’s been going through a divorce for three years. Sometime things take a while to move forward.

Has anyone guessed correctly?
Yes, I’ve seen his name stated on a couple of Web sites.

Any clues?
He’s not black; he’s not an athlete. He’s pretty well known across the board. If you were to mention his name, the people in his industry would know exactly who he is.

And our little Kim appeared on a episode of the since canceled 2003 TV show "Hot or Not". Here is the photo of her on the show. So in 2003 Kim would have been 25 years old. Who da heck is she kidding. This woman doesn't look 25.

BTW, she was voted Not Hot!

Now, did you know that Miss Kim, used to be a stripper? Yessssssss!!!!!

Someone who knows of her past career says, she used to dance at Cheetah Lounge in Atlanta. Her stage name was Barbie (for obvious reasons). And apparently she used to wear a nurse costume before taking it off for dollar bills.

Now you where her statement that she used to be a nurse came from.

Oh, Kim.