The cougar known as Madonna has landed in South America and she's on the prowl.
Like a successful cougar does, she's caught a boy in her snare and his name is Jesus.
Hallelujah!
No, not that Jesus. This Jesus is a model and his name is actually Jesus Luz.
Reportedly the two met while on a W magazine photo shoot in Brazil. Madonna was so smitten, she asked him to come on tour with her.
Glamurama, a Brazilian Web site, says: "Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards."
We don't believe Madonna has any interest in Jesus. Maybe she like the attention, but Madonna wants a man, honey.
Paging A-Rod. You're needed in South America STAT!
Like a successful cougar does, she's caught a boy in her snare and his name is Jesus.
Hallelujah!
No, not that Jesus. This Jesus is a model and his name is actually Jesus Luz.
Reportedly the two met while on a W magazine photo shoot in Brazil. Madonna was so smitten, she asked him to come on tour with her.
Glamurama, a Brazilian Web site, says: "Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards."
We don't believe Madonna has any interest in Jesus. Maybe she like the attention, but Madonna wants a man, honey.
Paging A-Rod. You're needed in South America STAT!
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