While the TV star was on lock up a few years ago, a group of horny stone butch lesbians threatened to put her lights out, after Martha Stewart walked in on their sexual tryst.
This is coming from Lisa Guarino, a former work-out partner of the domestic diva while she was locked up at Alderson Federal Prison Camp in Alderson, W.Va. for five months for conspiracy and obstruction of justice convictions, stemming from a stock scandal.
Now, back to the drama.
Lisa and Martha would work out every night in the prison's recreational center. However, this one night, the lights of the work-out room were turned off, which was odd. Lisa peered through the window and notices a group of lesbians getting it in.
But, instead of heading back to her cell, or work out elsewhere, Martha flung open the doors, turned on the lights and said "Chop! Chop! Ladies."
Suffice it to say, the lesbians, who were in the middle of munching on musty prison "carpet", were not amused.
“There were about four lesbian couples in there, most of them semi-clothed and all of them had clearly been fooling around. The women were more masculine looking than boxers, and as they came out of the room, one of them said she was going to kill Martha! Martha into the room began panicking when she realized they were serious. She went white and began shaking.‘Don’t let them hurt me!’ she said."
That's what Lisa, who was serving time for cocaine possession, tells the Enquirer.
Martha, to us, could be a pillow queen or a power femme. Or do you think she's a stud?
This is coming from Lisa Guarino, a former work-out partner of the domestic diva while she was locked up at Alderson Federal Prison Camp in Alderson, W.Va. for five months for conspiracy and obstruction of justice convictions, stemming from a stock scandal.
Now, back to the drama.
Lisa and Martha would work out every night in the prison's recreational center. However, this one night, the lights of the work-out room were turned off, which was odd. Lisa peered through the window and notices a group of lesbians getting it in.
But, instead of heading back to her cell, or work out elsewhere, Martha flung open the doors, turned on the lights and said "Chop! Chop! Ladies."
Suffice it to say, the lesbians, who were in the middle of munching on musty prison "carpet", were not amused.
“There were about four lesbian couples in there, most of them semi-clothed and all of them had clearly been fooling around. The women were more masculine looking than boxers, and as they came out of the room, one of them said she was going to kill Martha! Martha into the room began panicking when she realized they were serious. She went white and began shaking.‘Don’t let them hurt me!’ she said."
That's what Lisa, who was serving time for cocaine possession, tells the Enquirer.
Martha, to us, could be a pillow queen or a power femme. Or do you think she's a stud?
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