WTF! Amy Winehouse Wants to Adopt ... a Child!

We'll preface this by saying, anyone in their right mind who hands their child off to Amy - damn - Winehouse is a donkey. Hee-Haw!

According to a source, Amy is a fan of Angelina Jolie and is considering adopting a St Lucian child. Seriously.

"Amy is seriously thinking about adopting. But she is aware it's going to be incredibly difficult with her background. She has always wanted to be a mother. She loves St. Lucia and would move there for good in order to adopt," the source said.

She has been living on the island of St Lucia working on her next album and scaring the local children.

Amy's rep said the singer isn't considering adoption, at least not in the literal way of parenting a child.

"Amy was talking about adopting in the context of looking after children on the island, perhaps through some kind of music and education-based project."

Good.