Drunk Woman Calls Wendy (effing hilarious!)

Frankly, we have no idea what's wrong with this woman; we don't think she knows what day of the week it is or where she lives.

Apparently, the cabbie picked her up on the side of the street, after she apparently drinking (obviously), ticketed by police for drunk driving.

Listen, we don't know what da hell is going on. We can't transcribe this sort of craziness.