Oprah Tells Everyone to Get a Private Jet. Now.

Last Sunday, Oprah left one of her many multi-million dollar mansions and boarded a private jet for Durham, North Carolina where gave the commencement address to the hundreds of graduates of Duke University.

Here's what she told the students:
"It's great to have a nice home. It's great to have nice homes! It's great to have a nice home that just escaped the fire in Santa Barbara. It's great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you."

Noted.

Expect the sale of these private jets to surge in the coming days and weeks, because, as you know, when Oprah speaks, people listen and take action.

Editor's note: Dear, Oprah, can you please send us a private jet?