Octomon Resents Having All Those Darn Kids

We imagine millions and millions of you will tune in August 19 to see Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage on Fox. Frankly, after watching these "incredible" promos, we'll be going to our respective "doctors" to get that special surgery making us unable to have children. (Or at least, buy stock in condoms. And lots of it.)

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