Where Are the Stars, Exactly?

The cast for the 9th season of "Dancing With the Stars" was announced this morning. As usual, the field is littered with has-beens. But we must add, they certainly use the show to revive their careers.

Here's the cast:
Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Ozzy and Sharon.
Mya, singer who began her career as a professional dancer.
Donny Osmond, singer.
Debi Mazar, actress on "Entourage"
Melissa Joan Hart, former actress.
Ashley Hamilton, son of George Hamilton.
Joanna Krupa, Polish model-actress.
Tom DeLay, former Texas Congressman. (PS: He was indicted for money laundering in 2005.)
Natalie Coughlin, Olympic swimming champion.
Michael Irvin, former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver.
Louie Vito, professional snowboarder.
Chuck Liddell, former Ultimate Fighting Championship lightweight champ.
Aaron Carter, younger brother of the Backstreet Boys' Nick Carter.
Kathy Ireland, former supermodel.
Mark Dacascos, chairman of "Iron Chef America."
Macy Gray, singer.

The show premiers Monday, Sept. 21.