Don't you all rush out and grab a pair of these "winkers" jeans, now. Having millions of people's asses winking at us might illicit a negative reaction.
But, really. Who will wear this crap - or even worse, pay $569 for it? Tell us so we can call Stacy and Clinton (from "What Not to Wear"), because clearly you're style-challenged or blind. In the event that you are blind, we'll report the person who picked out these hideous jeans for you to the proper authorities.
That's after we report William A. Jones, the father of five and grandfather of seven who invented this fashion don't to the style police.
1 comments:
These are jeans aren't really winking - they're squinting.
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