Friday, September 25, 2009

WTF! Man Sues Bank of America for 1,784 Billion, Trillion Dollars (No, That's Not a Typo)

Dalton Chiscolm has filed perhaps the largest lawsuit known to man, and the defendants, Bank of America, are probably laughing as hard as we are.

According to various reports, Dalton filed the lawsuit against Bank of America and its board in August. He demanded that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.

The judge who was assigned this case, is apparently, also laughing.

"Incomprehensible," U.S. District Judge Denny Chin said in a brief order released Thursday in Manhattan federal court.

"He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a 'Spanish womn,'" the judge wrote. "He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers."

He has until October 23 to better explain the basis for his claims, or else see his complaint will be dismissed.

Daily Finance is reporting that Dalton filed a $892 million billion dollars -- or $892 quadrillion lawsuit last January against his landlord. He alleged that "Manerment nor mainterntmen had no atcuse's to go in my apartment what so ever I had to keep a lock no the kichen cabernit." The court dismissed his complaint.

OK, we see where this is going. From reading that one line from his complaint, maybe he's not that bright -- or he's crazy!

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