Would-Be Robber Arrives Late to Rob Bank
A potential bank robber showed up to rob the Guardian Credit Union in Waukesha, Wisconsin last week, but had he owned a watch or staked out the place beforehand hand, like real criminals do, he would know the financial institution closes at 5:30pm.
Police say the man, wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, entered the first of two sets of doors at 5:36pm, six minutes after the second set of doors were locked.
Realizing he's late he couldn't gain access to the tellers, the would-be robbed fled before cops arrived.
Could you imagine the hilarity of the tellers looking at that fool through the glass door wielding a gun. We can't wait for the video, but we hope he wasn't operating on CP time, if you know what we mean.