Thursday, December 17, 2009

Are Fake Boobs A Prerequisite to Star on The 'Real Housewives Of (insert city)'? Only 2 'Wives' Have Never Been Surgicalized

The crack team over at The Orange County Register newspaper did some important research and found that of all the women the "Real Housewives" franchise (excluding the New York "wives") have spawned, only 12.5% (or two women) have not been cut by a plastic surgeon's #5 scalpel. (At least as far as everyone knows and they're willing to admit.)

Here's what their research found:

“Real Housewives of Orange County”
Vicki Gunvalson, 47, implants, Botox and Juvéderm.
Tamra Barney, 42, implants, Botox and intense pulse light treatments. She has downsized her implants and is thinking of having them removed.
Jeana Keough, 53, implants.
Gretchen Rossi, 32, no implants, Botox at some point.
Lynne Curtin, 53, implants, facelift, Botox.
Alexis Bellino, 32, implants reportedly. Injections of Botox and Juvederm.

“Real Housewives of Atlanta”
NeNe Leakes, 42, implants, dental veneers.
Sheree Whitfield, 39, implants.
Kandi Burruss, 33, no plastic surgery.
Lisa Wu-Hartwell, 38, had implants removed.
What's-Her-Face, 31, implants, Botox, Velashape treatments for cellulite.

“Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Teresa Giudice, 37, implants.
Jacqueline Laurita, 39, implants, Botox.
Caroline Manzo, 48, no plastic surgery.
Danielle Staub, 47, implants, Botox, filler injections in lips.
Dina Manzo, 37, implants.

The Register didn't provide any details on the New York girls, but we know one is in the record books for the worst boob job ever, while another may need some tightening, down there.


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