According to a National Enquirer "top source", there has been serious "discussions" in Washington between the FBI and IRS on whether to launch a federal probe of the messy cheetah Tiger Woods.
Why?
Hookers. Prositutes. Skanks. Whores. Money. That's why!
If the reports are true that he used his charitable foundation (the Tiger Woods Foundation) to siphon money to his jumpoffs (like flying jumpoff number 1 to Australia last November to meet him) or paid for hookers, then he could be going down.
"The [FBI and IRS'] interest was heighteneined when they head reports suggesting that Tiger may have been paying for high-class call girls," a source revealed to the Enquirer. "If Tiger is using company money to do it -- and if illegal activity such as prostitution is taking place -- then they're going to come down on him."
Adds a former prosector: "When money is used repeatedly for purposed of sex and prostitution, federal authories may initiation a criminal prosecution," the prosecutor said.
Tiger isn't going to jail. This is America, after all. The rich and famous always seem to evade the law -- and prison. Or, if they do happen to land in prison cell, it's usually a very short time. Money buys hookers, it always buys freedom.
In other Tiger news: Radaronline is reporting that wife Elin is planning to file for divorce before year's end.
Source: National Enquirer, Dec. 28 print edition.
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