Last Friday Detroit police arrested 36-year-old man Nicholas Barbee on charges he lit and threw two explosive devices at his 50-year-old girlfriend, who suspected he was cheating on her, according to this WXYZ report.
Despite being badly injured, the woman was able to drive herself home; she then had a friend take her to the hospital.
But, wait. There's more.
Police found more than 300 pounds of weed and other explosive devices in Nicholas' home.
But, wait! There's even more.
Nicholas is the head of the neighborhood watch.