The Library is Open, Bitches. RuPaul's Drag Race Returns Tonight! Let The Reading Commence
The Vaseline has been smeared all over the lens, the tucking done, the claws have been sharpened and the bitchiness heightened. All of this could only mean one thing -- RuPaul and her drag daughters are back, bitches! Our favorite thing to watch on LOGO -- OK, the only thing that's watchable on LOGO -- returns tonight for a second season.
What's new? This season will feature 12 contestants (there were nine last year), a fancier set and more celebrity judges including Kathy Griffin, Jackie Collins, Lisa Rinna and Tatum O'Neal. But what's really new is "Untucked" which will follow the queens into the Interior Illusions Lounge when the judges are deliberating. Yes, this is much fiercer than "Models of the Runway."
Here's some tea from the series.
"The library is now open," RuPaul announces to the contestants. "Jujubee, do you have your library card?" This is Jujubee's cue to read her drag sisters.
The 25-year-old from Boston gives Raven the once over and says, "And you! Legendary, you think you are! Legendary looks more like leg and dairy!"
"Oh my," RuPaul says. "She's an expert reader. A speed reader."
When it's Pandora Boxx's turn, she doesn't miss a beat: "Tyra Sanchez, if you are America's sweetheart, America needs a heart transplant."
We are flat-lining. Quick! Someone call Dr Oz or have Miss Santino revive us with one of those funny quips. *DEAD*
(BTW: Have you gone through the Dragulator yet? It's fun.)
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