Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Tiger Woods to Apologize on TV This Friday...But He Won't Be Taking Questions


Look everyone! It's Tiger Woods! The golfer was snapped jogging in Florida this morning. He's getting in shape for his first news conference this Friday -- his first since almost 20 skanks, whores, prostitutes and skettels came forward to say they slept with Tiger or Tiger got them pregnant or that he is bisexual ...and that was after wife Elin beat his ass with a 9 iron.

According to a statement issued by his agent, Mark Steinberg, and his spokesman, Glenn Greenspan, and obtained by Bloomberg News: "Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11am EST Friday at the TPC Sawgrass clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologise for his behavior."

Elin is also expected to be on hand.

While we imagine every newspaper and TV news reporter is en route to Florida, some are saying (OK, Fox News' Charlie Gasparino is saying) the public presser could happen as soon as tomorrow -- as in Thursday.

But, wait! There's more. To ensure that none of the potentially hundreds of reporters who will be on hand will ask him any questions, the folks over at Mediate are reporting that Tiger will give his statement in one room and reporters will watch via a live feed in an another room.

Hey, Jamiee. You now know where will be on Friday if you still need that apology.


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